Christmas in Spenard 2012

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Mr Whitekeys
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Satirical Alaskan Musical Comedy

Just when you thought your Holiday Season would be safe, “Christmas In Spenard” is BACK for a limited run of Ten Shows Only!

"Christmas In Spenard" is two hours of satirical Alaskan musical comedy, a spectacular High Definition multi-media presentation, and approximately three minutes of sentimental holiday fluff.

The show proudly presents a live band, stunning singers and dancers, over 800 awe-inspiring images of Alaskan stupidity, and a costume budget of well over Forty Two Dollars. We’ve raised this by $7 since our last production because YOU are worth it!

"Christmas In Spenard" originally ran for 21 years at Mr. Whitekeys’ Fly By Night Club, and this limited 10-show run is only the second time the show has been staged since the world famous Spenard sleazy bar closed its doors in 2006.

The TapRoot’s tantalizing menu of fresh tasty American comfort cuisine and beverages is available. WARNING: It’s like a real dinner theater, but “Seasonal Vegetables” might mean Fruitcake.

Joining Mr. Whitekeys on stage is the All Star "Whale Fat Follies" cast including stunning chanteuse Miss Bridget Sullivan and the devastatingly hilarious Kelly Lee Williams. According to Mr. Whitekeys, "All we have to do is take a tacky, sleazy, slimy, lying, cheating, backstabbing, disgusting political process; combine it with a warm fuzzy Holiday feeling; and set it to happy toe-tappin’ music!”

Christmas in Spenard is presented by Mr Whitekeys..

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Runs approximately 120 minutes including intermission.

BABIES & CHILDREN - Must be 16 or older with valid ID to enter. Minors must be accompanied by a parent.
MATURE CONTENT: Some language, photo images of Alaskans doing stupid things, and a snotty attitude toward politicians, duct tape, and Spam.

DAY OF SHOW: CenterTix sales end at 3:00 pm. Will call and any available tickets will be at the door one (1) hour prior to curtain.

LATECOMERS: Show time is 6:45pm, and Mr. Whitekeys has an extremely bad attitude toward late arrivals. You will be thoroughly humiliated if you arrive after the show has started, and this will not be the cozy, warm and fuzzy type of humiliation -- it will be the real thing.


Tap RootTap Root

3300 Spenard Road, Anchorage

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All seating is BAR STOOLS, except tables 401, 402, 404 - 406 & 408 - 410 which have booths facing the stage and benches opposite. Tables 701-706 have portable chairs.


Wheelchair Accesible Seating
For individuals with mobility disabilities, purchase any seat at tables 701-706, 404-406, 409 and 410. All other tables are set at bar stool height. Customers requiring additional accommodations are encouraged to contact CenterTix in order to communicate your needs.


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