Christmas in Spenard 2013
Satirical Alaskan Musical Comedy
Just when you thought your Holiday Season would be safe, “Christmas In Spenard” is BACK for a limited run of Twelve Shows Only!
"Christmas In Spenard" is two hours of satirical Alaskan musical comedy, a live band, stunning singers and dancers, a spectacular High Definition multi-media presentation, and approximately three minutes of sentimental holiday fluff.
The TapRoot’s tantalizing menu of fresh tasty American comfort cuisine and beverages is available. WARNING: It’s like a real dinner theater, but “Seasonal Vegetables” might mean Fruitcake.
There is no show like "Christmas In Spenard" anywhere in the world. Throw your office party at a hilarious show starring Mr. Whitekeys, stunning chanteuse Bridget Sullivan, and Cameron Morrison who is wasting a real theater degree by appearing in this show!
Thanks to a fabulous summer off, this is the first appearance by the Whale Fat Follies crew in a year. Don’t Miss This Show! It’s your last chance for unrestrained laughter until the legislature convenes in January!
Christmas in Spenard is presented by Mr Whitekeys.
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Runs approximately 120 minutes including intermission.
BABIES & CHILDREN - Must be 16 or older with valid ID to enter. Minors must be accompanied by their own parent.
MATURE CONTENT: Some language, photo images of Alaskans doing stupid things, and a snotty attitude toward politicians, duct tape, and Spam.
DAY OF SHOW: CenterTix sales end at 3:00 pm. Will call and any available tickets will be at the door one (1) hour prior to curtain.
LATECOMERS: Show time is 6:45pm, and Mr. Whitekeys has an extremely bad attitude toward late arrivals. You will be thoroughly humiliated if you arrive after the show has started, and this will not be the cozy, warm and fuzzy type of humiliation -- it will be the real thing.
All seating is barstools except tables 401, 402, 405, 408-410 which are booths. Table 406 is booth back and bench front. Tables 801, 802 & Bar Four are benches. Tables 304, 305 and 701-706 are portable chairs.
Tap Root Public House
3300 Spenard Road, Anchorage
Some seats have been designated for use by persons with a mobility disability. See map for location.